The three C's.

I'm not sure who first wrote this. I've found several 'net postings of it, but never with a name.

Pay attention, you might just learn something...

THE THREE C'S

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart Guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

COMMANDMENTS
Want to know the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile working environment.

LOL!
I'm all for giving people free cows, but I'm not so sure about the commandments part.
I always thought we shouldn't post them in governmental buildings because they are extremely outdated religious documents designed to restrict the rights of the individual and that no one's religion should be forced on any other person unless that person specifically requests it......but that's just me.

Thump that Bible at me?!!?!? I hope you brought mustard, a fork, and your appetite...